Teenage Troubleshooter T-Shirts

"'Baldo, why did you do this?'...'Baldo why did you do that?' The trouble with being a teenager is that nobody understands me! And that includes me."

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Computer Expert

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Recalculating

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job