Teenage Troubles Fan Mugs

The statue of puberty.

Rage.

Bright idea

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"It's not what you think."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Shy Man at Party

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'We need someone in here, like now.'

That side up.

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

'If you think you're going to sit around here while I wait on you hand and big foot, think again young man.'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Tennis Match.

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

Effective communications

'First it's surveillance cameras in schools and now my mom wants to be my friend on Facebook, so she can check up on me.''

I tried to take eighteen credits.

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."