Teenage Romance Explorer Pillows

'I think maybe we've reached the age of the big turn around.'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'If there's one think I hate, it's a boy who wont take 'Yes' for an answer.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

First love.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Forming the adolescent personality

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Single men in Tahiti

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

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Scooter Romance

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

Man asking lady if she cares for him

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

'Was it good for you, babe?'

Sex shop

Tunnel of Like.

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'