Teen Driver Supporters Mugs

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Bob's Driving School.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Welcome to your new English Class.

I love my motor.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Safe driver.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'Right hand down a bit.'

'Would it matter if I was on the phone reminding my daughter not to drive while talking on the phone?'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

'I took a short cut.'

Seat belts - The giving of life.

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'He's moody, cynical, lazy and talks back. Harriet, it's just not easy raising the dead.'

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

How's the team shaping up? The goalie quit. Cody's out with a concussion

Are all these kids here with sports injuries? Yes. Wow. The doctor must hate high school athletics. Are you kidding? Thanks for your co-pay! He's their biggest booster! Ka-ching!

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Motoring. If you must drink, don't drive!

Parent Supervision on Teen Driving.

Distracted Driving

'I text while I drive because it keeps me from speeding.'

'You've got to download this one. It's the 'Clean Underwear If You're In An Accident' app.'

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

Don't let a few nasty girls get to you, honey. They aren't ruining your life! Ignore them! They aren't worth worrying about. I know. Very mature advice, Ms. Tree. If I get my hands on those wretched little vixens, I'll

"First we need to separate driving from squirrel-chasing."