Teen Dreaming Big Pillows

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'I could do that.'

Big screen TV.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

Parental Role Model

'I can dream, can't I?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

'Super size me!!'