Tee-time Teamed T-Shirts

Good luck making this shot.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golf lessons

'He lived and died for golf.'

The Amateur Golfer

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Golfers lost on the road

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'What a divot?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

"Mind if we play through?"

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Golfer couple just married

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

Teapot and teacup

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Fore!"

'I need a continuance, your Honor.'

'Gentlemen, today's meeting will be short, so I'll get right to the point.'

'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'