Teddy Tycoon Mugs

Acme Toys Ltd

Late night teddy reading

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.