Ted Enthusiast Prints

"Mother, please!"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Will work for ETFs

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Inaction Figure

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Toys

Help me!

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

A Boy and His Mother

The Music Box

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."