Tectonic Plate Enthusiast Gifts

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Rock - see you in a million years!

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Titanic iceberg auction

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

'Awesome erosion!'

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Bit of a mix-up. The advert should have said 'Stalactite wanted'

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

"Which side of the butte do you want?"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Tub Canyon

Welcome to Eroding Mountain

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

'Do you ever feel the trend to serve meals in towers is getting ridiculous?'

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

'It will take me less time to eat that than it took you to explain it.'

'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

"I'm having a lousy anthropocene."

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

"The biologists have biological weapons, the chemists have chemical weapons, the physicists have nuclear weapons, but all we have are so rocks."

"The volcano is the shop."

I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all. I think you're being a little alarmist. I've worked out the future configuration of the continental plates. Earth: 250,000,000 A.D. (mathematical equations) I think you forgot to carry the one. The future looks bright.

Plate tectonics is going to kill us all. Mmmmm. "Plate." Plate tectonics moves the continents 15 miles every million years. In 250 million years, there'll just be one huge continent and every coastal city will be buried under enormous mountains. We've got to do something about this. You can bring me a plate of meat.

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

'I don't think there's room for us all.'

'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'