Technotopian Dreamer Prints

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Barcode Dreams

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

George Orwell

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Totalitarian Humour

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

City Windfarms.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

Clone Factory

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Tuesday, 2022

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Turing Test Today

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

Pasadena Playhouse War

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Patents office

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."