Technology Tinkering Mugs

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Tool Box

Mac OS 20

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Early cyborg.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Sale! Weed Whackers

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

The Not-So Smart Meter

Mouse in a hamster wheel.