Technology Resister Mugs

"I haven't sunk my teeth into a mailman's butt in months. I hate e-mail."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

Trying to Prevent the Downturn.

Workout motivation.

Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

'When my phone broke, we stopped texting and started talking again. I couldn't get a new phone fast enough.'

Federal Department of Self-Justification

"I've worked here for thirty years..."

Giving up carrots was the worse 20 minutes of my life.

"I'm old school. I still like to yell, 'Stay off my lawn' rather than text it."

Peasant's emancipation.

'I'm holding my breath to avoid change.'

He tried to hold back the blades of change.

Man preparing to swim the channel covers himself in goose fat and notices that a man preparing to paddle is doing the same.

"Luddite."

"No, Francis— not even if she is desperate."