Technology Repair Mugs

e. e. cummings explained. 'It's all fixed, sir, all that is except the shift key.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Gadget geek.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

If Disney was a software company

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"