Technology Misfits Prints

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Careful! He knows computers."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Domestic Spying Drones

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"No, not that button!"

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."