Technology In Finance Fan Prints

'We'd rather not let you withdraw any money, Mrs Everhart - our computer thinks you'd just waste it.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

European currency on the edge.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Economy - USA.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

"Good news on Wall Street today"

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

Shares Nosedive