Technology Developer Pillows

Driverless cars were presenting new policing challenges...

'If we just perfect the self-driving car, we can build the entire interior around distracting communication and entertainment gadgets!'

Superduper.

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

'I prefer the term 'arrows' to 'unmanned drones.''

"The Holographic Heckler makes its first appearance."

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

The self-driving police car arrives quickly...

Boeing Invents the time machine...

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Computer Bore

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

The DaVinci Code

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Robotic Man

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Bright idea

Back to work...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mozart on a computer,

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Driverless cars rage.