Technology Chuckler Mugs

Bad ideas...texting your Valentine message.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

I have decided that all future board meetings will be held before lunch.

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'They come down here to smoke.'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

He's very defensive about his personal space.

'He's our Spam expert!'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

'Yes, I did receive your resume. As a matter of fact, I'm passing it around the office as we speak.'

'Bless you!'

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

'Robinson Crusoe discovers Friday's mobile'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"