Technology Ace Prints

Nerd tryouts.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Lethal Presentation

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Failure/Due Diligence

Whack-a-molecule

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"We've invented a new word!"

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Scenes we'd most like to see...

In one ear/Out the other.

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Keep it simple

"Never forget he's a wild animal."