Technological Historian Prints

"And then one day the grid went down and never came back up."

' I thought I'd call my invention 'the Wheel' - What are you going to call yours?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

Fossil record player.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Old Phones Lasagne

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

The dead sea scrolls

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"This thing isn't working."

'Mom, you wouldn't believe all the stuff people had to know before computers!'

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Computer Address Book.

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)