Techno-averse Trailblazer Prints

'I know cyber bullying is supposed to be the way forward, but you know me- I'm hopeless with computers.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Tarzan no want computer."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"That's the fourth 'wanted poster' for me. I miss the days when things didn't go viral."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Screen Addiction

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

"Hacking your way through the jungle with one of those things is so last century, Federson."

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

'The professor can read hieroglyphics on ruins and in tombs but he can't read text messages on his cell phone.'

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

Cowoby starts up horse with remote key.

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

'Letters, letters, letters - why can't you learn to text?'

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

Modern Wonders...Wireless Man

"My parents call me their, 'Postcard to the Future'."

'Look, I don't have a problem with you trendy, young residents coming in and doing my dictation, but can you please turn off the autotune?'

'Bob's served the company as man and boy, and as cantankerous old moaner who doesn't understand IT.'

'The invitation says, 'Sorry, no children or cellular phones.'

A "club"?--- but you know I'm a technophobe.

'What do you think about that tweet, Grandpa?'