Technical Giant Pillows

'I could re-design that for you.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Home for the Holidays

'Does it come on Disc?'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Information Security

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

My Countree

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Haha! It's Jeff Bezos!"

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

Mark Zuckerberg

'Yes, we know the universe is expanding, but what about Microsoft?'

"You new guys should fit in working here."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

White Apple

'I can hack into any website, but those child-proof bottle caps are still a challenge!'

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

Steve Jobs

Amazon buys MGM Studios...

"Mom said you should empty the dishwasher since I helped her update her phone and computer. It pays to be smart."

'At last! A system with only 1 remote to deal with!'

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'

"Take us to your leader." "Jeff Bezos? Mark Zuckerberg? Oprah?" "Never mind."