Techies With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

Selfie Stick

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Oog is backing up all our files.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"We've been married 32 years. How can you possibly still be in beta?"

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Robot with a sense of humour.

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

I think you're using the old remote...

Computer Repairs

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

"Here we call it a pregnancy, not a startup."

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'