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Moses on the web

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Old Phones Lasagne

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Social Media

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

The dead sea scrolls

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Computer Address Book.

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."