Techie Visionary Prints

Driverless Car

"Since the microchip brain implant, all the voices in my head are now A.I. generated."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Robotic Man

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'