Techie Strategist Mugs

"It's a Trojan computer. I'm guessing a bunch of geeks are hiding in it."

In the Guru District

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Eldrow

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Wikipedia...

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Board Game Hunter

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

The Design Artiste

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Information Tightrope.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

The Atomium Bombs

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'It's a win-win, but a win-win-win would be better.'

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

Computer whisperer.

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!