Techie Romantics Prints

"Not on my watch..."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Robocop and Juliet.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

Today's love

cuPad

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Zoom Wedding

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'That must be my computer date.'

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"Romance"

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."