Techie Coffee Lover Mugs

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Man's best friends."

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

You've Had Enough!

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'