Techie Afterlife Mugs

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"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'