Tech Wrestlers Prints

"Should I give them my phone?

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Future Wrestler

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Ted doesn't test well."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

'... And do you, Gavin, promise not to hog the T.V remote, for as long as you both shall live?'

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

"Our exit strategy is me having a nervous breakdown."

Skull Icons

"Harold still prefers falling asleep to traditional print media."

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.

"Dearly beloved, weighing in at one hundred and fifty pounds!"

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"It's retro night, I turn off the wifi and everyone has to talk to each other. Party like it's 1995, dudes!"

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

'Goliath, there's money to be made if you take a dive.'