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"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"Welcome to the future"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Careful! He knows computers."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"No, not that button!"

Bribery and Corruption.

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

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