Tech Upgrader Prints

"We need a new GPS."

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

Television Models

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model

'When did this office become a museum?'

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...'

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'