Tech Tycoon Admirer Pillows

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

My Countree

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Home for the Holidays

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

Trump

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

GPS Systems.

Smart meter. Smarter meter

Mark Zuckerberg

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Haha! It's Jeff Bezos!"

'Is it a sin to take Bill Gates' name in vain?'

"Poor thing must really need the money."

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

Our Beloved $68 a Share

"It's the little kid who runs the lemonade stand... with a take over offer!"

So Much for Privacy

Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

Flipping the Switch

"Take us to your leader." "Jeff Bezos? Mark Zuckerberg? Oprah?" "Never mind."

Hugh Hefner

Call Waiting for Godot.

Testing, testing...one billion, two billion, three billion...

Jack Ma

'This is the Textile King, the Shipping King, the Real Estate King and the plain ole King.'

A robot falls in love with a toaster.

'Public companies' balancing 'Profits' and 'Philanthropy'.