Tech Troubleshooting Fan Prints

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Bright idea

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Kevin had a computer virus.

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'I found another pothole.'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

Mower Repair

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Toy repair.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Drat! I better take her in. The check engine light just went off.'

Tech-Support

"This program really isn't user friendly."

"Well, going by the melted screen and the sufurous fumes I'd say you've been trying to download stuff off the Devil's website again."

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'We need someone in here, like now.'

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

"I see you've had a go at mending the dripping tap."