Tech-trouble Wrangler Prints

Computer Confusion

"How'd I do on the test?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Okay, now we've got a quorum!

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."

Internet crap.

"Stop fact-checking my story."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'

"I was using a program to help me manage my teaching load."

A day in the life of a fiduciary.

"Don't get smart with me!"

'A little advice - when the boss says to have the reports done on time.....don't call his bluff!'

'How can something so comforting in nature be so irritating in my office.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! Sure, they like to follow one another but they kin turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

Sign says: Complaints

'I have to write a few reports, draw up some contracts, and take care of the office guinea pig over the weekend.'