Tech Trouble Trooper Mugs

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh....please enter your 23 digit telephone banking code followed by your 14 digit account no and your 24 digit security code..."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Careful! He knows computers."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"No, not that button!"

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Camera not working."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."