Tech Trouble Transformer Prints

Break Glass in Emergency.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Environmental Conscience

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"No internet connection"

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Since you think better in there, Hawkins, how's the McNulty account coming?'

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

'Try rebooting.'

'You are through to 24/7 support...our helpline times are between 8am and 7pm.'

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

'Anyone for doubles?'