Tech Trouble Tales Mugs

A businessman suffering from data overload.

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

Online form - Submit.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"No, not that button!"

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"Problem?"

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'