Tech Trouble Enthusiasts Pillows

Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....

"I want my money back, please. That GPS you sold me isn't worth squat."

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

"IT Support?...Yes, I've just accidentally pressed the escape key on my computer and it jumped off my desk, smashed through the window and ran off down the street!"

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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The Evolution Of Man.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Technological Dependence.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Foxhole - digging robot

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Communication

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Maternity Hospital

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."