Tech-transition Thinker T-Shirts

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Websiteless -- please help.

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Sartre's E-Mail

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

'This will be a working lunch so we will need a table near a broadband wireless hot spot, a photocopier, pencils, pads, and a scanner.'

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'We're trying for a baby!'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"Wifi's back up."

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

'Thanks for a little genetic engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'