Tech-transition Thinker T-Shirts

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'We're trying for a baby!'

'This will be a working lunch so we will need a table near a broadband wireless hot spot, a photocopier, pencils, pads, and a scanner.'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"Wifi's back up."

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

'Our research department analysts always expect tech stock to move higher, but they don't know which ones or when.'

'Thanks for a little genetic engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."