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"We saved a lot of money by investing in older computers. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go figure out why our profits are down."

'Hea-hea. . . that's an old AOL disk.'

Computer add-on.

"Okay, we've text, tweeted and emailed the old man. Does anyone know Morse code?"

Frank finally found a place to call home.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Early on-line shopping

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Old and new technologies

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'