Tech Tension Engagers Pillows

'Stop staring at me!!!'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"Problem?"

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"Huh, I've spent weeks trying to figure this out, and all I had to do was push that little button. She's on now though boy! Look at her go!"

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

Stressed Office Junior

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'They're twittering. One more great idea like flying they've stolen from us.'

Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

'I see the printer is acting up again.'

Internet crap.

"I'm being punished. For the next hour I have to stay out of WiFi range."

Computer frustration

'I'm afraid keeping up with digital technology has finally taken its toll.'

'If you want to pay your bill, press one. If you want to discuss your bill, press two. If you're frustrated because you can't just talk to a living, breathing, human being, press three.'

'His pacemaker keeps opening and shutting the garage door.'

Curse my hooves, and predictive text!

"You know...our parents are pretty smart."

An upside down twitter symbol

Two week's rehearsing vicious phone revenge were just sucked dry by 5 minutes of menu options.

"Join the 21st century, Dad...it's a laptop computer."

Harry picked a bad time to get laryngitis.

Girl Afraid of PC Mouse