Tech Support Struggler Mugs

"Due to heavy call volume, your wait time will be six years."

Computer Room.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Gadget geek.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Terry had a computer bug.

If Disney was a software company

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

The Smartass Phone