Tech Support Professional Mugs

Tech support...can I help you!

IT Consultants

'We're only ten tech support calls away from another free pizza!'

"I had to take a plane to here so I could remind you that you have me on hold."

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"This home comes with all the latest technology. As part of the tech package, tech-support will live with you until you figure out how to use it all."

Guru Needs Tech Support

"I'm a working dog, but I don't do manual labor. Mu expertise is in technology..."

"I realize you make a lot of money, but I'm your mother. So no, I'm not paying you to help me with my computer and phone."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Gadget geek.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Computer Expert

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Geek fairies

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Terry had a computer bug.

Torn-Off Mouse.