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The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

Gen-Next Library

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Two Generations of Readers

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

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Robinson Crusoe's blog.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"I read the audio book."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

A man sitting in the grass reading

Unicorn in the Woods

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

A Sophisticated Computer

Norman E-Mailer

'You were a book all along.'

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Book computer

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"Mom, I can't get this book to turn on."

Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.

It's odd reading about Gutenberg, the father of the printing press in an e-book.

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

"But grandmother, what a large number of wolves you have following you on Instagram!"

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"Extra! Extra! Real all about it! Targeted ads based on your search history!"

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"