Tech Stock Dreamer Prints

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

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The church of our lady of wall street.

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"I never know what to tip a drone."

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

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