Tech-savvy Yorkshireman Mugs

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Halloween Selfie

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Go on! Pick a card.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"Fantasic wedding, great reception"

"They have so much in common."

"In all the years I’ve endured your presence, I have never once heard you mention your mother." "It’s almost as if you think you sprang fully formed from the bowels of the earth." "When’s the last time you called your mother?" "December 2, 1992." "The day before text messaging was introduced." "Ingrate!!!"

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'