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'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"They have so much in common."

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

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"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

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"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Could you repeat that word?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

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"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

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