Tech-savvy Tool Users Prints

"When I was your age I used my beak."

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Early Learning Today

The Re-Opening of Schools

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'