Tech-savvy Solver Mugs

"Wait! We'll solve this another way. Get out your phone's calculator!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Early Tech Support

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Problem Solver Wanted

Umbrella Roof

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

Business Confusion

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"You need to learn to solve your own problems."

'The details of the company's new management plan are being worked out.'