Tech-savvy Roman Mugs

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

This Cave Updated Daily.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Go on! Pick a card.

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'We were matched by computer.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'You've got yourself a deal son. I'll read you 'Babar' and you'll help me with my computer.'

Rationalization

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

"So - we meet at last."

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

Love at first text.

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

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